(UPDATED) ‘EXCLUSIVE’ BREAKING NEWS: Howdeeeeeee Pardners! The Head Gal at the Hoedown Does a Throwdown–Y’all Stop Readin’ that Dang Vaughn Palma or Listenin’ to NDubya…Ya Heah???
I just love these kinds of posts. They truly write themselves. Yesterday, I sent a media operative into the ‘Beans and Jeans’ BC Liberal Annual Summer BBQ. Actually, it’s always been Kevin Falcon’s event, but I’m told he gave it up for Christy without a hint of complaint.
Was it because of his personal intervention in making sure the Telus Place/BC Place deal died a painful death? A deal the Premier, I’m told, didn’t lift a finger to help close. I’m not sure why Falcon would be this dense, but whatever the reason, it also further showcases why this man doesn’t deserve to be Premier either. He is obviously prepared to protect corruption and scandal.
Nevertheless, below, I get to, yet again, demonstrate what a thunderous phony and vicious harridan Christy Clark is bound and determined to remain. It’s absolutely stunning. Wait until you see the video of her speech to the faithful.
What video? Oh, well, you know we do things big around here…and at some point later the mainstream press figure it out.
What you are about to read AND HEAR, AND WATCH, is the Premier (in a video) IN HER OWN WORDS actually (now, brace yourselves) trash Vaughn Palmer of the Vancouver Sun, for the crime of actually covering her fairly (as of late). Palmer, who receives lots of credit here when it’s warranted, is the Dean of the BC MSM, let’s agree on that. You cannot argue against his lengthy record of award-winning accomplishments, nor his ability to focus on a pertinent issue or his uncanny ability to cut to the chase in an interview as he did with Minister McDiarmid last week over the LDB privatization scandal. Yes, he, along with Keith Baldrey and Bill Good, have provided the Premier with LOTS of, shall we say, breathing room, but Vaughn, of late, has been quite good and this was clearly bothering the Dummy.
Well, this rediscovered Palmer isn’t any good to the Premier, who clearly wants the media to accommodate her every word, as Pravda did Brezhnev.
Clark’s stream of not-so-veiled nastiness on this tape, is one of the most appalling displays of pettiness I’ve ever seen in thirty years of observing politics and politicians.
But Palmer wasn’t her only target. Guess who else she attacked?
Are you seated? No, not me. That was last week.
Yes, the people who hosted her show for years–and paid her well beyond her ‘talents’. She left NW high and dry to run for premier, not two months after negotiating a blockbuster three year deal–she used them for name recognition, and now they’re a target for Clark, who asked the crowd: “You don’t listen to NW anymore, do you?”
AND PITIFUL? YOU BET!!!
Hey Bill? How does that feel, pal? What about you Sean, old buddy? Both feel better about the deference tantamount to foot-kissing that you provided her on NW?
Oh, but I’m the bad guy, am I?! I’m the one supporting your station and she’s kicking you in the groin…you’ll never learn.
Look, I know what you’re all thinking…but wait for the video at the end of the post…you WILL be left stunned at her stupidity of vilifying Palmer and CKNW.
But first, let’s get started on some photos. Now, for those of you that have a weak bladder and are prone to easy laughter, you’d better take a quick break and come back.
Here we go–the pictures, firstly, to show you how the BC Liberal figure of 1300 people in attendance is complete fraud. I’ve been to Senator Gerry St. Germain’s gorgeous and immaculately maintained ranch over a dozen times. There weren’t 1300 hot dogs there, never mind people. Just watch.
Okay, the new do was fine, but what’s with the blond colour, pal??? Oh, who am I kidding. I look like Telly Savalas and Tony Soprano had a baby….sorry Kev. Anyone see the mighty 1000 plus in attendance? No? Shocking…
“I just wanted to take this opportunity to come here and shake hands with Premier Campbell…”
“Okay, I’ll spell it for you…T-S-A-K-U-M-I-S…I’ve got his office address back at the West Annex…he’s about 5’11″ 230, tattooed everywhere with a shaved head, rides a red and black Harley ‘Custom Softail’ all chromed out…hey, wait, comeback here–WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO WAY?! Take a few other members then, geezus! Don’t you guys have a file on this guy back at RCMP HQ??? Look, just make sure it looks like an accident…okay? That’s all I want.”
“Well, this here’s a story ’bout a man named Jed…”
“Yea, as I walk in the shadow of the valley of death I shall fear no evil blogger; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me–oh wait, we can’t use that last line, Gordon’s gone isn’t he…?”
I know, I know…first Dukakis and the army helmet, and now this…
And now that Riverview is closed…you have absolutely nothing to fear…
Save a horse, ride a cowboy…er, ah, that’s backwards, right? RIGHT?!
The Urban Cowgirl: Versace blouse and jeans: $2000.00; Gucci sunglasses: $1500.00; Holt Renfrew jewellery: $1000.00…not being able to figure out your own damn phone camera–PRICELESS! A woman of the people…honestly…Premier’s outreach, without her manual…
“Look, I’ve told you a million times…there’s no way Hoss Cartwright was gay–Hop Sing was, but not Hoss…c’mon don’t ruin it for me.”
Someone should’ve called Child Services…
“Would you PLEEEEEASE come and collect your son?! That wasn’t a fart…”
I’m through with standin’ in lines to clubs I’ll never get in
It’s like the bottom of the ninth and I’m never gonna win
This life hasn’t turned out quite the way I want it to be
They’ll get you anything with that evil smile, everybody’s got a…
Now, have a look at that back meadow. I’ve been at Gerry and Margaret St. Germain’s ranch (BTW, two of the most wonderful people on the planet) when there were only five hundred people there, and it was packed with cars…1300 people in attendance my Aunt Fanny…or, the federal Liberal method was employed–DIESEL BUS past every temple Sukh Dhaliwal called ahead of time…
When the cameras aren’t on…twenty gallons of mean in a five gallon drum…
“Get outta my way, idiot…I cheated during leadership to beat your sorry ass and you didn’t even notice my pal Jaspal on budget day…goof.”
Okay, enough fun. What you really want to watch is this below.
Christy attacks Vaughn and NW right off the top! Then proceeds to use ‘free-enterprise’ eight times in as many minutes; littered through one of the most incoherent and disjointed speeches ever. She introduces Kevin Falcon as “the best Finance Minister we’ve had in a very long time” with long-time, former finance minister Colin Hansen sitting within spitting distance! Then, while introducing caucus members–only fifteen showed up, (brace yourselves, again) she refers to Rich Coleman as “Mr. Fix-It!” This, without thinking of the painful irony of the LDB giveaway, without a hint of any irony at all crossing her pea, none…INCREDIBLE!
Anyway, it’s all here. Absolutely stupefying. Watch the whole thing. And she wonders why the media have turned on her??? She attacked Global’s Jas Johal at the BC Broadcaster’s convention a while ago, for being ‘a problem’ (she was, inappropriately, guest speaker). Last week, I was Christy’s target, now Vaughn is her target and, of course, CKNW are public enemy numero uno with her because they are covering all her connections to the sale of BC Rail and aren’t putting up with her intimidation efforts or those of the idiots that surround her. She won’t go on either of Simi Sara’s or Jon McComb’s shows. Can’t imagine why…
What a coward!
This is truly, the most shameful woman to ever disgrace the public stage in this province. Her nastiness is breathtaking.
What did I tell you? Incoherent, nasty and meaningless.
Just like her government.
UPDATE #1: You all need to listen to CKNW at 3pm today! Don’t miss it!!!
UPDATE #2: If you didn’t get a chance to listen to Gord MacDonald’s exceptional editorial this afternoon on CKNW’s ‘The World Today’ then let me help you.
Enjoy! And my compliments to Gord. An exceptional commentary.