Christy Clark’s ‘State of Siege’ Mentality: If You Live Outside Metro Vancouver, As Far as Hope and Pockets of the Island, Christy Clark Doesn’t Care About Your Opinion
Since Bill ‘The Shill’ Good has now been made the de facto Lieutenant Governor of British Columbia by Premier Christy Clark, I thought we might want to confirm a few things for you:
TOP TEN REASONS CHRISTY CLARK WOULD RATHER CATCH SOFTBALLS ON THE BILL GOOD SHOW:
(10) Doing a ‘Throne Speech’ from Bill Good’s studio tomorrow morning makes perfect sense. Premier Christy of the Christy Party will be in the most “challenging environment” in all of the Canadian media…think of hot air…
(9) Clark doesn’t care about you if you live outside the Lower Mainland since CKNW’s signal fades very quickly once you get outside Metro Vancouver, um, just like her approval numbers…
(8) Christy’s announcing that she’s changing the name of our capital from Victoria to ‘Christy’. Well, what else would you call it? Like, she’s so popular…right, RIGHT??
(7) The province of British Columbia is enacting the death penalty for uncooperative bloggers.
(6) After appointing Bill Good Lieutenant Governor, Tom Fletcher, Stephen Smart, Keith Baldrey and Sean Leslie will receive the Order of BC, on-air, for “extraordinary impartiality in journalism above and beyond the call (Rebecca Scott’s call)”, right, RIGHT?
(5) The BC government would like to announce that Osama bin Laden was located and killed over the weekend by CSIS operatives whose parents were all members of the BC Liberal Party and life members of the Liberal Party of Canada.
(4) The cushion bottoms in Bill Good’s studio are the largest at NW.
(3) Christy will be announcing more additions to her office staff. These men will be responsible for the ‘Green Agenda.” The new team will be working directly under the Premier.
(2) Christy wants the province to know another new Super Ministry will take form.
Promotional picture of the new Minister of Health, Sports and Integrity and new Deputy Premier Mike deJong below:
(1) And finally….having already been assisted by Gordon Campbell’s former CanWest copywriter and protector, Dennis Skulsky, in prostituting and corrupting the previously pure image of the Grey Cup Champion B.C. Lions, Christy would like to announce a new joint campaign with the Vancouver Canucks.
It’s called: ‘Scoring with Christy’ (bet no one’s ever used that line before…) Promotional shot of the Premier in her new legislature-appropriate attire…
Enjoy the Bill Good Show tomorrow. I’m just sure there won’t be any softball questions and every one of Vanilla Bill’s follow-ups will be searing and evoke images of Webster.
And there will be NO stacked calling, no siree, not one such call.
All on the up and up.
What a sham…
If that does not set Christy’s hair on fire nothing will,Alex. Great reading. Keep adding fuel to the fire. WOW
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Speaker: Throne Speech?
Premier: By whom?
Speaker: Punt!
Premier: Pass
Speaker: Kicked.
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I’m prepping for tomorrow with a few emails I will write tonight, then I will buffet Shill Good with them, over and over, along with the rest of Alex’s Army tomorrow. Can’t use the employers account, thank goodness for the efficiency of cell phones and private accounts.
Question 1–Time of use smart meters
Question 2–BCRail
Question 3–Her dereliction of the decision of the populace regarding the HST, and its deleterious effect upon small business, tradesmen, and everyone involved in the construction industry. There are some pretty desperate people out there right now, thanks to the protracted withdrawal of the Hated Sales Tax.
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Super work!
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great top 10 list.
alex you have out done yourself.
also the fpllowing honour should be awarded
a bravery award to chris olsen for putting himself between crispy and ms thomas with total disgard for creditbility and future employment as well has having nobody on his side
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Well I live in the Interior and I don’t care about Christy’s opinions either.
She can kiss my ass. This is a perfect opportunity for the MSM to maybe regain a little (and I mean little) bit of integrity in this province. I see all that ass kissing the MSM has done isn’t working. How’s it feel being left out? Karma is a bitch.LOL
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A picture is worth a thousand words…
This post is by far the most hysterical one you have done Alex, the visuals are brilliant.
The top ten list is a riot..but I’ll tell you Alex # 7 will never happen.
If anything Christy has given you enough material to keep you in stories for a lifetime…. thousands of us are watching.. that is a lot of votes.
Alex’s army, here is the number to call tomorrow. Or as another reader suggested call the advertisers and voice your displeasure…this is our opportunity to show Christy how we feel about her decisions as an unelected Premier, to have our voices heard..
The issues are many pick any one… and if you don’t get past CKNW screening document the time, how long you waited, and your question.
Phone Numbers
CKNW 980AM
Open Line: (604) 280-9898
Toll Free: 1 (877) 399-9898
Comment Line: (604) 696-2784
Mobile: *9898
Main Switchboard: (604) 331-2711
Fax: (604) 331-2722
Public service announcement over….
You rock Alex..
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I have the CKNW numbers programmed into my cell. Gonna make those phone lines BURN baby!
9:00am PRECISELY!
“Can you say……..redial?”
I knew you could…
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Q.
CLBC funding. restoration of group homes
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Man oh Man. wish you could take this to the Letterman Show!
Funny Funny stuff! yabba dabba doo!!!
de jong: priceless. and photo of Ms Photo Op BCChristy’s assets : awesome. Maybe we can get a shot of them posing together
Wonder how Bill good can follow this. The world will be laughing at their circus show. The Premier has no Bra and neither does bill good.
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Aaaah, Alex.
I am sure many will catch streaming online the Premier.
I am sure many will wonder who will win Order of BC.
I am sure many will wonder what to ask…
Perhaps we can start by asking if the Premier ever got anything from the employees’ Santa fund?
Or if the Premier will ever legislate the Bloody Commie Teachers’ Federation back to work?
Of if this Premier actually stole PIN #s to make herself the first Caesar in BC history?
I am trying at this late hour to find words that are, er, sober.
For the rest of us: The #s are (604) 280-9898 & 1 (877) 399-9898.
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I stopped listening to Bill Good long ago.. But I might have to tune in tomorrow just to see how bad it will be. Keep up the pressure Alex. Your blog is great!
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Dont forget to phone in…..
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I have a decision to make. Monday is my day off, and I like to catch a few extra ZZZ’s. Will it be worth it to be awake at 8:35 for this? Or should I just have sweet dreams about someone who I could actually vote for and wake up refreshed.
Know what? I’m going to listen to the goddam thing, in the hope that Good might just do his job finally.
Then again….
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Dont forget to phone in …….
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At least you can call in.
Look I got a Q from a source that the BCTF have had incidents of violence & porn due to their strike…
I will try to worm in something about how I feel this Premier has became a Cute Canute Caesar out of touch w/ what she once was – namely a vox populi.
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I think it’ll help if you do it in English…
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I’m sure someone will post an aircheck somewhere online of the whole
debacleshow.I slept in.
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In his own words.
billgood980
@McVittie_Mark we constantly refresh board to stop stacking. Feel free to call your questions too
11 Feb
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And the accompanying soundtrack …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft7lIotNTHo
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I’ll be working and can’t tune in or call…but good luck to the rest of you!!! Give Christy and Bill Boring a morning to remember (or forget in their case)!!!
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We all are aware of what a sham this is right????
If that is the case then who really is to blame????.
If you want this to continue then play along!
Don
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So you suggest just letting the phones be stacked and giving her a free ride?
Brilliant. Clearly not related to the Churchill or Patton families…
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I’m betting that Clark will brag on Tuesday morning, after her appearance, that she gave hundreds of thousands of British Columbians the opportunity to take part on her spin of what democracy should be. Of course, whenever any opposition questions are asked or even detected, Good will step in and curtail any in depth response by proclaiming, “were flat out of time” The whole program will be orchestrated, so the only reasons to listen are, as an exercise in masochistic behavior, to see for oneself how biased and soft some media such as Bill Good have become, and to discover how low and disgraceful our political representatives have lowered themselves to.
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Your very intuitive.
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My prediction.
CKNW will spin this into another fluff piece. “Phone lines were jammed with thousands of calls because she’s so popular”………..
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Geezus H. Murphy……..Alex.
Mrs. Sparky was starting to really enjoy your articles.
If she gets a look at that “Green Team” tomorrow……
good old Sparky here is going to have a hard time measuring up.
(If you get my drift)
We don’t receive AM stations here in Victoria,,,,I will try and catch the show on the internet if it’s there.
You are killing me over here man.
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If you go to cknw.com, hit the ‘Listen Live’ button.
Sorry, it doesn’t include an air-sickness bag, but try some Pepto right prior…
And I’m sure Mrs. Sparky you’re the best!
God bless.
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actually NW’s signal is pretty strong – reaches Victoria to Campbell River though sometimes you have to turn the radio and be not behind a big building, but with online it’s a dominant giant
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Nonsense.
Over 50% of radio listeners go to their laptops or PCs to listen. But NW has the lowest share of that because their audience is mostly older. And older folks prefer the radio.
And I don’t know which Victoria or Campbell River you are referring to but the ones on Vancouver Island are not places where you can listen to NW clearly.
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Alex, OH Alex!!
This is the funniest thing I ever read of yours. Lots of fun splitting my sides rolling about here, Its 2:10 am I should have known better than to read your work so late I will never sleep now. LOL
All so funny but sad it’s all so true.
You gota like it though, how you put it all together your definitely one of a kind. Thanks so much for being you.
I can hardly wait to read your take on the Fuzzy Wuzzy Bill Show staring the Pom Pom Queen .
It’s on much to early for me to enjoy, so I will have to rely on you to fill us in on the entertianment.
Always a devoted reader of your blog,
James
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Great work Alex – Your “Top Ten” pretty well calls it the way it is!
I’ll be with “AA” (Alex’s Army) tomorrow, making calls & eMailing from the trenches – hopefully CKNW doesn’t have secret lines for shills only – to sabotage the people of BC.
Here’s a great 2 minute piece of satire on MSM – it perfectly illustrates how “Wonderbread” and inconsequential MSM is in general. It’s from The Onion News – entitled “Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfXrzkZq0Uc
This is exactly what “Wonderbread” Bill is all about!
Hopefully, with all of us calling & eMailing, perhaps that butthead, “Wonderbread” Bill will finally be exposed for the fraud that he is.
“Wonderbread” Bill – more absorbant than Charmin… and less nutritious!
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Doing it on NW, she might be looking to the future to get her old job back after she gets booted in the next election.
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It’ll never happen. Simi has a long term contract, besides putting her back on will kill the station.
She’s become too toxic.
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Alex, for shame! How dare you sully the good name of the Vancouver Canucks by marrying it with Christy’s! Mind you, you’ve redeemed yourself with the picture of the ardent Canucks supporter …
I’m listening to princess as she speaks or should I say stumbles through her talking points, I had a hardy chuckle when she harped on about Dix being the only one wanting to raise taxes maybe she has forgotten how her party and his recently consented to Metro’s request for a raise in the gas tax and property taxes?! She becomes more insufferable as the days pass and Dix must be loving it.
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Dix on with Simi later. Should be interesting.
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Twas!
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Damn this beautiful westcoast days I missed it … I’m off to the audio vault.
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I hope you’ve got lots of Pepto to drink. And I mean DRINK, no tablespoons…trust me.
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Apparently all the problems are the “previous” government’s fault. It’s your party Christy, you can change the name from the Liberal Party to the Christy Party if you like, but we are not fooled. Same party, same BS.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4
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HYSTERICALLY FUNNY!!!!!!
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Is a full transcript of Christy Clark’s “Throne Speech” available somewhere?
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You must be kidding….
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Defiantly kidding..
Never expected it for a moment.
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Of course…
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Re: Premier Elect on Bill Good Program.
The interviews biggest lie:
“We don’t believe in subsidies for buisness” 09:47 hrs.
Most Statesman like comment:
“Investors response is going to be HOLY COW” regarding LNG Pipeline.
Cheers
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wow, just listened to the premeirs speech.
90 minute advertisement for the liberal party of bc that said NOTHING.
total joke.
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Morning Alex, just listened to christy on Bill ‘s show,how utterly disgusting. Bill let her babble on for 5 minutes on some questions. I knew it would be bad so i shouldn’t be so dissappointed. Hopefully some of the liberal backers will now see her for what Christy is….. an idiot. Another thing Alex do you know anything about a TV station doing a story on the bcr scandle?
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Yeah Alex. What about a TV station doing a story on the bcr scandle?
Maybe W5 could tackle it? Someone for sure should take it on.
Maybe Christy isn’t as dumb as she appears? Maybe she figgers if she distracts us with her bimboism we’ll forget about her involvement with the bcr. Obviously, anyone as discombobulated as SHE is couldn’t possibly, knowingly, have been involved with anything as complex as the BCR Skam!
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But if she fingers to distract you, it might be more fun…
Figgers?
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The Bill and Christy Show was 90 minutes of my life I will never get back. What a complete waste of air time. What happened to all the phone calls they were going to take? Only counted a handful. And they looked oh so chummy during commercial breaks to boot.
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Well…. That was an hour and a half of my life I’ll never get back!! Gee.. Even a few of Billys questions had her stuttering and stammering!! She starts a sentence, get’s half way through, stops and restarts on a new vein, does this once more.. All the while not making a stitch of sense.
pitiful!
Stew
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and it’s not Tim Hortons with Bill.
Both sippin’ Starbucks.
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It’s interesting to hear her response to any questions about polls. “Sam Gagner?” Is he running for a seat in Victoria?
When asked about 27% of Liberal voters switching to BC Conservative she went blank..at the mention of John Cummins.. blanker, then was able to switch the talk to Dix.
I doubt she can even say either phrase “BC Conservative” or “John Cummins”
She’s runnin’ scared …. the Conservatives need to get into action.
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Now you folks are being a tad harsh on this whole affair. After all, Bill Good almost asked her a question. And for those of you worried about poor l’il Christy getting ruffed up , she was never in any danger of providing an answer to the question that was never asked. Not one mention of B.C. rail, oh how respectful the oodles of callers were. And I was worried the damn thing would be scripted. Go figure.
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Almost, he almost asked her a question….
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Awesome Top Ten list Alex, glad you liked my idea. I couldn’t have duplicated the humor, at least not for semi clean readership, lol.
I had to gag when Christy once again takes credit for the shipbuilding contract. What a crock. Of course any government is going to back the bid in an arms length manner, but to say her government had to agree to an apprentice tax credit (that won’t cost taxpayers) in order for the bid to work is complete bullshit.
Again, what government wouldn’t think that it would be a given they would have to help such a project where apprentices and trades have been in major decline for many years. This woman is a pathetic joke.
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Absolutely correct.
Remember? I told you I was going to use the ‘Top Ten’ idea. Who says I don’t listen to my readers??? LOL! Thanks again! Great idea!!! I’ll do it again.
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Happily, we the great unwashed in the interior of BC, we spared the Good Snooki show. Personally I’d rather watch re-runs of the Road Runner – Wily E. Coyote cartoons than listen to these two, and I’d never waste valuable computer time to listen to it on the ‘net. At least they are SUPPOSED to be cartoons. Good Snooki apparently aren’t aware that all they lack is the visuals.
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Listening to Clark’s performance was, for those that come fro that era, like a 45 record running on 78 speed. If that wasn’t bad enough, the record kept skipping from groove to groove. In psychiatric terms, that is what is referred to as pressured speech which occurs when people are under stress, trying to sound like they know what they are talking about when they actually don’t, lying, to establish their self importance, or to manipulate and control. a situation. In Clarks case, all the traits apply. Her appearance could be viewed as the official start of the liberals election campaign.
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if i were crispys shrink looking at the 3 pictures i would have had the following thought
first picture shows that you are not the only one with a set
2 picture represents a goverment caught with their pants down and off
picture 3 CRISPY YOU AND YOUR GOVERMENT ARE BUSTED,
i must leave to do group therapy with caucus
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Crusty took a grand total of 7 phone calls during her 90 minutes of verbal diarrhea at NW….did they all sound like Liberal shills, or did any legitimate BC residents with real concerns get through?
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NOT ONE SERIOUS CALL. NOT ONE CHALLENGING CALL!!!!!!!!
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Those cyclists part of team McGregor’s road racers> Easy to see who came first….
Gawd almighty, I stayed home and passed on an idyllic early spring steelhead fishing adventure to listen to 90 minutes of codswallop. The first “caller” was reafding from the liberal kool aid dairies and about as genuine as the premier herself. Those weren’t softballs- they were nerf balls. NOT one mention of BC Rail, unless I missed it while I gagging on my oatmeal and egg white breakfast. Really? Facing the people with Bulky Bill as your front man? Someone flush these turds away please.
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NW has to be ashamed of this guy. He’s a clown and she was just a train wreck.
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I really like the caricature of de Jong!
I do not want to come across as a “snob”, however, how can one be attracted to, or have confidence in, a Premier who has difficulty mastering her “mother tongue” – English. She continually drops “g”s, – runnin’, callin’, etc. She also has a great amount of difficulty with other phrases such as “gotta”, “lotsa”, “musta” and so on.
A major amount of time spent in a program such as “Toastmasters” would reap some benefits in her ability to “come across” as a person who has control of the English language and is able to present in a more professional manner.
Otherwise, the 90 minutes is nothing more than a total waste of time and shows exactly where the Corus management is relationship to their support even though Dix has been given time on the same day.
As a province, we are in “deep trouble”!
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She does that intentionally. Just to play the down-home routine; you know, woman of the peeps…in $250.00 heels. Ya, sure thing…
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Just heard, the reason why Christy wanted to broadcast from her old digs “she can see the CKNW radio tower from her front porch”
Admittedly I did enjoy the program,though not for its content (there was no content), but to be able to not only hear her and Bill but to watch them on live streaming through out the “whole” program. Other wise I would rate the program about as interesting as watching a flea masturbating off a 10 foot high willow tree branch.
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Man, I love your comments…HYSTERICAL!!!!
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Hey, take it easy. Christy has some very good points and she’s been hard at work erecting a strong government that she’ll be proud to see stand up on its own. In the coming election, I’m certain she’ll mount a well-oiled muscular campaign with her team!
More seriously, your pom-pom cheerleader analogy is now in my head every time she spoke. Hard to take her seriously now.
Just got a little aggravating when she kept saying, my government. O la la, how do all those guys like Abbott and Falcon feel about her parachuting in after the years they spent?
While she was talking light, I was finding myself daydreaming about when Gordon Campbell would start talking policies and issues. At least he had the depth and interest to show he actually cared! Put his points across. Many may not like the guy but he cared about being the issues and managing the government.
Interesting to hear shill (another “good” one!) talking at the end about getting rid of call stacking. Maybe he’s been reading somebody’s blog….
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Somebody may as well say it, these half fucked fools couldn’t organize a mistake if they were given all the clues and two weeks to prepare. The one caller that Billy sorta used to dismiss as a ( potentially ) stacked caller was hilarious. Established then and there that foolishness was not to be tolerated on such a serious occasion. BC barbie equated her tenure to date to an exhibition game and scoring early means nothing in the pro bowl. And Mark’s comments about an erect government brings to mind the droolin’ fool in the Abbotsford arena assuring yet one more pipe laid in B.C.
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Hello
Get harv Oberfeld and G Mason to play hardball.!It’s only fair to the citizens of BC
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